Sim Card Earrings

It’s my first day back in Dundee so it’s filled with all the practical rubbish like paying the rent, buying power and food shopping. Perhaps if I had woken up before 3pm it would have been a more exciting day. Anyway I have been doing a lot of cleaning up and sorting out the flat and it’s looking pretty good. I will have to post a panorama of it when it’s done. I love my Hello Kitty sandwich maker, it imprints Hello Kitty on to the bread and they taste delicious. In other news celebrity Big Brother is back on and once again filled with no real celebrities.. life is dull.

What did the napkin say to it’s overweight friend? .. You should go on the napkins diet. Wow, I just made up a crappy cracker joke. Someone gave me the challenge of going outside and bringing home the first purple thing I saw. I live right in the middle of the city so the first purple thing I saw was some purple felt in a card shop. So now I am the proud owner of a huge pack of felt. I like the way it smells. Last night I made some earings out of sim cards because it was the only other thing to do beside watching Big Brother. Here are my instructions if you want to make some. The quote of the week has to be Lorraine Kelly saying “I don’t like diets, they make you fat” on her diet special TV show. Well she must know considering she is the most intelligible person they could find to host a show on diets.